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Draft of New Short Story: Time Traveling Mad Man.

Chapter I Chris ran the controls on the Mainframe, fluxing the Singularity, while the ship wobbled through Space, trying to crack through Time. The hull was like a coal powered steam boat, but just with more heat, and, instead of coal ,Quantum Mechanics was at play. The bronze walls grumbled a eerie sound through the hull, making note that it did not like what was going on. In fact, what was going on, Chris had no idea. He had done this a million times, and it had never did this before. It was like mothernature was punishing him for just running around the universe like a Mad Man, but with more finesse. “Damn. Damn. Damn.” Christ put his white gloves to his forehead, wiping off the beads of sweat dripping down on the base of his nose. Pressing a button on his chest, “Look, Puff. Do you have any idea how we might get out of this?” “Hello, Sir! Thank you so much for letting me help with your decision! I know how important your time is right now, so I won'

Free Advice 2 | Halloween| Horror

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My Last Free Advice was a bit shaky, I'll admit.  This time I'm starting things off right, with a positive attitude.  I'm not sure why, but when a girl breaks up with me it's like I'm free from a prison that I put myself in.  Do I miss her?  Yes, of course I do.  But I can't keep you, the audience waiting, for my next big article. This week is Halloween, so I'd like to share the world of my mind, a bit of scary place for sure. Sometimes I'm convinced my mind is the gateway to hell.  I'll let you be the judge of that. This is the scare crow pointing you towards certain doom.  Or something like that, I'm not sure.  I don't ink anything, because I have no need too.  That being said, I could and will ink if you'd like. A being so wise that he knows all, and could give you many secrets if you'd just poke out your ear. Spooky. A creature waiting for you in your deepest nightmares. I'm so proud of this drawing,

Drug Testing in Schools.

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Yes, the biggest Narcs, the government, is at it again.  First medal detector's, see through back packs, and now Drug Testing.  Our School System is literally turning into a Educational Prison System. We live in a society that is, literally, taking Teenager's by the hand and making their suck.  "NO Timmy!  Don't you dare call Johnny's mom a MILF!" Not for the benefit of theirs either, but for the benefit of their parents.  Herding them along as Cattle. I agree that kids doing drugs, especially the heavy stuff, is bad, but listen: You can not control every aspect of a teenager's life.  This is totally a new thing, that society is deeming acceptable and we're seeing the negative side effects of it. School Shooting after shooting, is it because of the mental state of a teenager, or is it because we're controlling them so much that they rebel in the worst way? I, Unfortunately, know all to well about control over a young person, first hand.

Free Advice| Steps to better yourlife| how to get whatever you want!| Girls|Money|Love|Relationship|Anything is Possible|

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A lot of the time you get a guy going on and on about nothing at all, telling you is whole life story, and you get nothing out of it, but the "Chance of a Life Time."  What in the Hell is a "Chance of a Life Time," and why should it take money for me to make money when I have all these resources at hand?  Why do the poor stay poor, and the rich stay rich?  Listen, you reading this blog, you have every opportunity to have all your dreams come true!  You just do not realize, or have the patience to find it. Why is it that we fail?  Why is it that we don't go on that walk every morning to meet a girl, go on a walk with her, because talking is way more important than going on a date, correct?  I mean, I'd much rather go on a stroll than, go to a dinner party where you have to be formal and than she's not seeing you in your full form.  Or Perhaps you haven't the nerve to go to your boss and ask for that raise, or that you'll think you'll fai

Doctor Dom: Leading Authority on "Religious Archeology." The Bible, Stupid Christians, and more.

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Doctor Dom says: "If anyone thinks that the King James Bible is the only Bible ever written, YOU'RE AN IDIOT! "Hell the King James Bible came out after Jesus was born." I was invited to chat with Doctor Dom, Leading Authority on "Religion based Archeology,"  A few days ago.  He said the biggest misconception the public has about religion is the fact that a lot of old timers say that the King James version of the bible is the only Bible, and that it is the first Bible.  In fact, people seem to think that Jesus Himself carried around the King James version of the Bible.  They call newer translations "The Devil," because it's not the King James version of the bible. Doctor Dom says, "The first Bible ever printed was in 1455, called the Gutenberg Bible, we know because Pope Pius II wrote saying he had seen pages from the Gutenberg Bible."  So this Bible was produced in 1455, but the King James Version, that is held in high

Don't Forget about The Gays! Racism|Slander|Alt-Right|Conservative

Unwelcome Journey The idea that you're attracted to the "same-sex," is fascinating, is scary, It's Electric Baby!  That being said, tunneling down into dark avenues, outright hiding it isn't very "Fun."  Growing up as a Kid who fancied a guys butt, over this big breasted bimbo, not even mentioning his "Mm-Hmm" is freaking hard, I'll tell you that.  Especially when you get the wrong vibes from him, and than it just breaks you heart, because he uses you.  Yes, I'm talking about being Gay, baby.  So people are Racist, something so terrible that I can't even begin to cover that topic.  It's down right idiotic that you'd want to be Racist in the first place, get out there and take in some culture, baby.  The Africans, The Mexicans, The Jewish Nation, all of them all have a very beautiful and rich culture.  It's like we're in KinderGarden and need someone to show us how to be "Kind to our Neighbor."  I

Love Life Troubles! Free Advice!

Why are Women so Heartless? Look, ladies, why do you have to be so heartless to us guys, especially us "NICE GUYS," I completely understand that a prick has screwed you over. BooHoo go cry to mother.  Did I do those terrible things to you?  No, I did not.  You shouldn't come expecting a "Nice Guy," to be prince charming.  There's still some quirks about him that he needs to work out, but he's way better than your last choice, that's for sure.    Example: A girl I was dating said, "Yeah, the last guy I dated beat me, and pretty much raped me."  I merrily say something wrong to her like, "Why don't you like to kiss me more, like you did when we first went out," and all hell broke loose.  I literally did nothing to her, but ask a question.  Yes, I knew that question was going to spark some flames, but to that degree?  No, it shouldn't have.   After taking a step back, assessing the situation, it's my

Change your Life! Free Advice!

Everything is not what it seems, everything you know is a lie. Ah, but it'll be okay Mate.  That's actually a good thing, because than your sad pathetic life can change as well.   First:   Quite your job.  Save some money, buy some camping supplies(make a checklist as to not forget anything), go out into the wild.  Live there for a couple months, until everything is in chaos.  Now, it can't only be you so... Second: Tell your friends.  Get everyone you know to stop as well, if there's enough people chaos will ensue.  If enough people in a area does this, it should impact the pockets of the companies running the world.  I'm not sure that it would stop them entirely, probably not, but companies run on money that "You" spend.  So if enough people stop spending money, burn it, bury it, put it in a box in the ocean.  Well, than chaos will ensue.  If at least a million people stopped, chaos could happen.  Chaos not for you, but for the wor

Dating Websites, and Apps.

According to most of the women in my area, they're outside all the time Fucking hiking, camping, fishing and FUCKING mudding.  The dumbest shit I've ever heard of.  So they're outside, just standing there.........and they can't find a proper mate?  When I'm outside, I see plenty of girls, that I'm way to shy to talk too.  My point though is, if they're having these crazy adventures, why aren't they meeting anyone?  It just doesn't add up.   There are two problems I find very funny about the whole thing:  When you actually ask them to hang out, do you meet at a park?  No, it's usually just some date at a restaurant, and the great outdoors is never heard of again.  I mean, I wouldn't say anything about it, if they actually were sincere about loving the great outdoors and doing everything they say they are doing.  But the simple fact is they're just making it up to look like that type, which is so sick to me.  It's like saying s

Social Conduct, Pronouns, Orientation, Tump, Boobs, Sex.

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Social Conduct: We live in a culture that praises the Adult rated, uncensored thrill rides. Everything is about your sexual orientation and nothing to do about your individual self.  Because, somewhere along the way, we think that Orientation equals Individuality.  Your Sexual Orientation shouldn't matter as much as everyone seems to think it does. Pronouns: Look if you have female features, We're going to call you a Woman/Girl.  If you have Male features, we're going to call you a Man/Boy.  Just because you "Want" to be a Girl/Boy, doesn't mean you're going to get that.  I wish I had a "Shower" instead of a "Grower."  Do you think my silver lining is coming?  No.  I got what I got, and there's nothing I can do about it. Understanding, and respect: I love being Adult, I love to cuss, I love to be Lewd, I love to just not give a flying Fuck about Anything. But But But, you....YOU right there, have to understand that s